Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Desparate Man Slut Alert:
John Mayer keeps calling Jen


Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 15 Feb. 2010

It's Tuesday afternoon, the Moody Blues time of the week, but this week it belongs to Jennifer Aniston. Weekly Life & Style would like us to believe that John Mayer is pining away for the one who got away. Recall also that L&S is also now on the "everything's fine with BrAngelina" bandwagon, and their other headline this week was about Carrie Underwood wedding dress, so this is their dose of celebrity unhappiness designed to make those of us who go to supermarkets feel better about our drab, wretched lives.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Mayer said that Jessica Simpson was like "sexual napalm."
I guess that means it burns and cannot be washed off.