Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Damn You Fat Alert™:
Kevin Smith thrown off a Southwest flight


Publication: People (online)
Date: 14 Feb. 2010

And since it's Fat Tuesday, let's talk about fat. Kevin Smith, director and writer of Clerks, Dogma and at least two other funny movies was asked to leave a Southwest flight from Oakland to Burbank for being too heavy.

What, Kevin was in Oaktown and he didn't call? Now I feel slighted.

He tweeted several times about the incident, including one of the great sentences in the history of Twitterature: "You fucked with the wrong sedentary processed-foods eater!"

It's like poetry, isn't it?

3 comments:

Padre Mickey said...

Geez, I may have to take a ship back to the U.S. if they're getting so picky.

Matty Boy said...

You are petite compared to me, Padre. I'm like Silent Bob's fatter father.

Karen Zipdrive said...

LOL! I've seen other pics of you and you are not!!!
They say Bob's about 300 pounds.
If he's 6'6" that's not outrageous, but if he's 5'6" that's a whole 'nother story.
If he could sit in the seat with both armrests down, then he's got a point. If not, well...