Sunday, February 7, 2010

Bun In The Oven Alert™:
Kim Mathers

Publication: Star Magazine
Date: 15 Feb. 2010

Star is reporting that Kim Mathers, good wife of Cotton Mathers, is heavy with child.

Sorry, scratch that. Kim Mathers, skanky ho formerly married to Marshall Mathers, a.k.a. Eminem, has gotten herself knocked up again.

More on the story tomorrow.


CDP said...

"Cotton Mathers". Ha ha ha!

Matty Boy said...

I think that gag was written with only you in mind, Aunt Dahlia.

Glad you enjoyed it.