Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 15 Feb. 2010
Here is an important rule of the tabloids. People who see the inside of a hospital are dying. While some of the people on the current Brave Last Days list are actually ill, like Dennis Hopper, a lot of people are there because the tabloids don't have to tell the truth about anything.
I hope Gary Coleman is okay. I also hope he straightens himself out, because the cat is one hot mess right now.
UPDATE: Gary Coleman died on May 28, about four months after this warning was published.