Sunday, February 14, 2010

Bells Are Ringing Alert™:
Kim Kardashian's wedding news


Publication: OK!
Date: 22 Feb. 2010

For those readers little versed in reality TV, Kim Kardashian is to booty what Pamela Anderson is to boobies, except that Kim is just showing off what God gave her. She is engaged to Reggie Bush, who now has a Super Bowl ring and will soon have a wedding ring.

I am not a connoisseur of derrieres, but I gotta say it.

Damn. That little girl's got a lot.

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Holy cow, that's a lotta bootay.
I suspect that dress has some built-in foam cheekage, because her butt's not always that pokey.

Matty Boy said...

Yes, that could put your eye if you were playing around without supervision.

She might have some kind of Playtex Living Butt Bra in there, but damn. Most women couldn't look like that with ten pounds of styrofoam squeezed in there.

And she has a very pretty face, now that my eyes have wandered slightly north.