Friday, February 12, 2010

Bell are Ringing Alert™:
John Edwards proposes to Rielle Hunter

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 22 Feb. 2010

The Flagship has made an editorial decision that Americans just don't hate John Edwards enough, so it looks like they are going to give him the full BrAngelina. This is the third time in the past four weeks that he has been a National Enquirer cover boy and no other magazine is going with the story, except that People let Elizabeth tell her side.

As for Rielle, I have the natural suspicion all right thinking Americans have about people who change their names to oddly spelled monikers with unusual pronunciations, but then there's also all that literary weirdness in her background. It's hard to believe anybody who has access to Wikipedia would ever date this woman.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I guess this is America's answer to Charles and Camilla.