Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 25 Jan. 2010
And here she is, ladies and gentlemen, the reason this blog has the new and exciting You So Crazy Alert™ label, Miss Britney Spears! According to The Flagship, Britney is being shipped off to The Bin in hopes of saving her life.
We are now in the tenth year of the Britney Spears Experiment, an attempt to see if enough money can actually improve the life and morals of trailer trash. So far the results appear to be... not so much.
On the bright side, when the trailer trash is Britney, nobody is thinking about the possibility of making her president.