Saturday, January 16, 2010

You So Crazy Alert™: Britney to psych ward

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 25 Jan. 2010

And here she is, ladies and gentlemen, the reason this blog has the new and exciting You So Crazy Alert™ label, Miss Britney Spears! According to The Flagship, Britney is being shipped off to The Bin in hopes of saving her life.

We are now in the tenth year of the Britney Spears Experiment, an attempt to see if enough money can actually improve the life and morals of trailer trash. So far the results appear to be... not so much.

On the bright side, when the trailer trash is Britney, nobody is thinking about the possibility of making her president.


Anonymous said...

Frankly thinking, I'd take Britney over Sarah Palin any day.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I think Britney has some serious competition for the trailer trash crown. Sure, she and Jessica Simpson are almost interchangable, but the serious threat is from Miley Cyrus.
She is genetically weak*, has swollen red gums and that round carbo face favored in trailer parks, plus she is even more talentless than the other two.
Watch your back, Britney. Once Miley hits legal drinking age she'll make Lindsay Lohan look like Mother Teresa.

*father is Billy Ray Cyrus