Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Skeeter Davis Alert™: WW III starts in 2010

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 18 Jan. 2010

World War III isn't exactly the end of the world, but it could be a pretty good start. Who says it starts this year? Why, none other than everybody's favorite 16th Century apothecary and extremely vague French poet, Michel de Nostradamus! Or at least that's how some Nostradamus "expert" has interpreted some vague French poetic bullshit.

Like people everywhere of taste and refinement, I prefer Negrodamus, who explains the world we truly live in with clear and focused comments such as...

"White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X."

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Don't they know it's the end of the world?