Wednesday, January 20, 2010

On the Rocks Alert: Michael Jordan calls Elin


Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 25 Jan. 2010

Whenever there's a nasty break-up, friends have to choose sides. If we are to believe The Flagship, Michael Jordan is on Team Elin, offering her support and consolation. Since none of the people on this alleged phone call actually talked to the reporters from the Enquirer, it could also be that Jordan is on Team Tiger and was calling as a go-between. There's also the possibility that Michael Jordan is on Team Michael, but let's leave that one alone for the moment.

An important rule of tabloid journalism: If there is a mess involving celebrities, the more celebrities the better.


1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

If Michael Jordan really called Elin, my hunch is the support he was offering her is in his giant pants.