Wednesday, January 27, 2010

On The Rocks Alert: Elizabeth Edwards dumps John

Publication: People
Date: 8 Feb. 2010

If I'm going to call the Enquirer The Flagship, People should be dubbed The Gold Standard. They don't get a lot of stuff wrong. Elizabeth Edwards has finally told her scumbag husband to pack his bags.

Good for you, Liz. We the people who glance at the cover of People are behind you 1000%.

Note: This cover won't be on the stands until tomorrow! See what great service you get here at It's News 2 Them™?


Anonymous said...

It is a great service. I would appreciate it if the Enquirer would have treated this saga with a little humor after all we've gone through. How 'bout "Breaking Up is Hard to Do"? Think that would fit? Jeeezsh.

Karen Zipdrive said...

The latest news is, John stole her wallet and cell phone and ran off to the barn with them. She filed a police report and he refused to return them.
I think she should go ahead and horsewhip the little bastard.
She could blame it on the chemo and demand a jury trial.
She'd never serve a day of time.