Monday, January 25, 2010

On The Rocks Alert: Dog The Bounty Hunter in the doghouse


Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 1 Feb. 2010

I really don't care about reality TV stars, but that's just a sign that I'm not a good American in the 21st Century. According to The Flagship, Dog's wife threw him out. They got married in 2006 after being together for sixteen years and having several kids. You don't want to rush into a decision like that.

I get the feeling this isn't the first time she's had to show the Dog the door.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

If a woman is married to a man named Dog, then that makes her a bitch, right?
If they do divorce, let us pray neither of them gets pissed off and releases a sex tape.