Date: 18 Jan. 2010
A new publication gets its first mention of 2010, and that's the dirt cheap dirt digger OK! The magazine has two strong selling points as far as I can see.
1) There's an exclamation point in the title.
2) It costs fifty cents less than other supermarket checkout magazines
With a price that low, it's not surprising OK! has to skimp on something, so this week they only gave us the bare bones headline, Britney and Jason: It's Over!
Do not feel bad if you didn't know it had begun. Do not feel bad if the name Jason Trawick means nothing to you. He's her talent agent.
Anyway, he is supposedly cheating on her and she is supposedly dumping him. He found someone with a little more talent, I guess.
P.S. Just to prevent further damage to the English language, shouldn't we come up with a phrase other than "talent agent" for someone who represents Britney Spears?
P.P.S. Is that a really big slightly white crown in her mouth or is Britney chewing gum in that picture?