Tuesday, January 26, 2010

On the rocks alert: Angelina cheating with her dialect coach

Publication: In Touch
Date: 1 Feb. 2010

There have been a lot of rumors of infidelity swirling about BrAngelina, with the tabloids accusing both parties of being unfaithful. This week, In Touch claims Angelina Jolie had sex with her dialect coach, which just shows her commitment in preparing for a role. The more interesting tidbit is that the magazine named their source on the cover, a former maid to the happy couple named Anna Kowalski. I hope InTouch paid Ms. Kowalski a bundle, because if she's going to blab like this, she will never iron a shirt in this town again.

I think I understand the cultural and historical significance of BrAngelina after about a month of reading tabloid headlines. Jennifer Aniston is Debbie Reynolds, Angelina is Liz Taylor and Brad Pitt is Eddie Fisher. I have no idea who will be playing Richard Burton in this re-enactment, but I'm pretty sure it won't be a dialect coach.


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