Friday, January 22, 2010

Not Long 4 This World Alert: Rush Limbaugh has two years to live


Publication: National Examiner
Date: 1 Feb. 2010

If you haven't got the hang of the Not Long 4 This World category, there are four sub categories.

1) This person is old.
2) This person does drugs.
3) This person is too fat or too thin.
4) This person actually has a serious chronic health condition.

Rush falls in category 3. Yes, he had a heart attack, but that isn't the death sentence it used to be. If I were to take a wager, I would bet that he will still be around to say unkind things about the Democrats in general and President Obama in particular when the 2012 election season rolls around.

This is now listed under the Expiration Date label. Here's hoping Mr. Limbaugh makes it past Feb. 1, 2012, only because I hate the tabloids slightly more than I hate him.

2 comments:

Lockwood said...

If only.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I think Rush falls into categories 2, 3 and 4.
I do not believe for one second he's off drugs. Nobody could say that many crazy ass things without being stoned out of his gourd.
And even if he is clean and sober, his drug taking history probably turned his liver into a shrunken blob.
The cigars don't help.