Sunday, January 31, 2010

Demon Rum Alert™: Rip Torn arrested

Publication: Associated Press
Date: 30 Jan. 2010

Here is a major problem with the tabloid business model. All of them are published once a week on Thursday, and celebrities are being idiots 24/7.

Take for example Rip Torn, a fine actor with a silly but memorable name. Not content with having been arrested for drunk driving, which he already has been three times in his life, the 78 year old actor was arrested in Connecticut on Friday night for breaking into a local bank after hours with a loaded revolver while loaded himself.

I see no way that this cleverly thought out plan could fail.


Mauigirl said...

I didn't even know Rip Torn was still alive!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Tommy Lee Jones called. He wants his drunken bum shtick back.