Monday, January 11, 2010

Bun In The Oven Alert™: E'dina Hines


Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 18 Jan. 2010

The Flagship reports that E'dina Hines, step-granddaughter of Oscar winner Morgan Freeman, is pregnant with his child.

Ick.

There is no blood relation between Hines and Freeman. She is the granddaughter of Freeman's first wife, but Freeman and his second wife, soon to be his ex-wife, adopted E'dina and raised her.

And again I say. Ick.

Freeman's career is going great. He just got to play Nelson Mandela and CBS retired the voiceover lead-in for the Evening News done by the late Walter Cronkite and the voiceover is now Freeman's.

But I'm pretty sure Cronkite never knocked up his adopted step granddaughter. If information to the contrary is revealed, I'll be the first to print a retraction.


2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

OMG it's so Chuck Berryish.
How old is that chick?

Matty Boy said...

She's 27.