Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Bun In The Oven Alert™: Angelina's Dangerous Pregnancy


Publication: In Touch
Date: 25 Jan. 2010

The tabloids hate TomKat and BrAngelina, but if you break it down, the hatred is really for Tom Cruise and Angelina Jolie, respectively. Reading the headlines, you can see there is some residual love in the gutter press for Brad Pitt and Katie Holmes and the hope that each of them will come to their senses and get out of their respective marriages.

Maybe the tabloids want Brad and Katie to get hitched. What would they be called, I wonder. BradKat? Br'Katie? The possibilities are endless.

So, what about the headline? I have no idea why Jolie's pregnancy is dangerous. So far, it's just a rumor of a pregnancy, and there were rumors she was pregnant early last year which didn't pan out. She has given birth to three kids, Shiloh in 2006 and the twins Knox and Vivienne in 2008. The couple does not have a publicist, so don't expect a confirmation or denial of the pregnancy unless Angelina damn well feels like talking to the press, and unless it's a charity event, she usually doesn't feel like it.

2 comments:

Lockwood said...

"Maybe the tabloids want Brad and Katie to get hitched. What would they be called, I wonder. BradKat? Br'Katie?"

It's obvious: The Bratie Bunch!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Good one, Lockwood.